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Chinese sick leave
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January 12, 2012, 10:02:06 PM »
CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'
The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon...You got
nice house.'
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It just goes to show 'ya.
No matter what you do, or where you go..... there you are.
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AHH SOO velly good.
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quis est tua pater?
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