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« on: January 12, 2012, 10:02:06 PM »

    CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'
    Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
    today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
    hurt, I no come work.'
    The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
    need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
    wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
    better and I go to work. You try that.'
    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
    say and I feel Great. I be at work soon...You got
    nice house.'
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2012, 11:03:33 PM »

Kiss*
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It just goes to show 'ya.
No matter what you do, or where you go..... there you are.
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2012, 02:39:05 PM »

AHH SOO velly good. 
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2012, 03:05:22 PM »

 Grin
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quis est tua pater?
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2012, 06:11:42 PM »

 Shocked Shocked Shocked
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